Hector sails the seven seas on his way to see Sunday

My darling Sunday!
I am assuming i have not heard from you as i have more than likely been out of wireless range due to the fact the ship i was going to stow away in to come see you in Thailand was actually a 2 man kayak, and my fellow passenger was paddling around the world to raise money for a litle known disease called `bulimia nervosa` which is a fear of eating your own vomit. How on earth he thinks he can raise money by floating around the world in a dingy is beyond me,. Would it not be easier to like stay on dry land and go doorknocking or have a bake sale or even a garage sale. Oh well. Suffice to say he got me there on false pretenses, thinking he would smuggle me on board so i could safely travel around the world to see you. You can imagine my shock when i saw the canou, but at that point it was my only option. So i hopped in the back and paddled for what seemed like weeks. I was fairly spot on as it was weeks that we were paddling, and considering the only thing we could see was water, sky, the occasional cargo barge, 3 cruise liners, several jet skis, an inflatable bannana that people ride at the back of speed boats, A large blue whale and her calf, a school of white bottle nosed dolphins, a totally lost women who was meant to be swimming the english chanell but ended up in the Straits of Malacca, and a mermaid with fin rot, the entire journey was a total bore.

The weather as you can imagine is cold, i could have sworn i saw an iceberg, but upon closer inspection it was an iceberg lettuce. I asked my captain Kennny Hayek if he minded if we started a little fire to keep us warm. He reluctantly agreed so i pulled out my little portable heater and attatched it to the solar generator so that we could start to warm up our feet. Anyway one thing led to another and my sunglasses reflected off the sun and half the boat had caught fire. We were fortunate that we had so much water around as you can imagine, calling 911 out at sea was not possible, diue to know reception. Kenny scorned my idea and told me i hope it was now clear that we could not have our kayak and heat it too. I`m assuming he was going to diss my idea about the mini deep fry i had bought so we could have fish and chips. Instead we stuck with the lettuce.

Anyway my love i just wanted to touch base and say that i dont think we are far from Thailand, we have seen alot of fishing trawlers that are so badly built one of them was stuck together with seaweed and snot, so we must be in indonesion waters. We cant be too far from land as i know have signal on my phone and a group of people just swam past with snorkles.

Hope everything is great with Maureen. I am so looking forward to meeting her. Make sure she makes her self known, by jumping on a pogo stick or using stilts so i can confirm its her.

Amyway my love, its chow for now from Mr Hayaks Kayak

Yours, Hector